As Olamide, the musician will say “Eye haff dirty”. Now that the holiday is over and eyes are clear and account balance is red. Can i have your attention? Raise your hand if you won’t receive your next salary till next week and your account is in red today? If I’m right, then you’ll probably … Continue reading HOLIDAY’s ARE OVER, EYE HAFF CLEAR
I woke up this morning with a “soft realization”, you see the thing about soft realizations, they are way worse than “hard realizations”, soft ones slowly creep in like a heart attack and almost snuff the life outta you. so let me tell you the realizations: 1. I’m broke AGAIN 2. My account balance is … Continue reading WARNING: N200 for water? – Beware of Greedy Restaurants in Lagos
It is no longer a secret that I’m a very broke girl that saves up all her limited funds and blows it all up in one moment of madness (at those times, i say to myself, “gbagbe oshi”) I am very complicated when it comes to money issues. Let me explain: I bargain a lot, … Continue reading I may be CHEAP, but I am no CHEAPSKATE
I consider eavesdropping rude, so I don’t eavesdrop, i just listen to other people’s conversation very attentively-ALL THE TIME (thats not eavesdropping right?). So on this Friday evening, I took a shuttle from Lekki phase1 gate to my destination & saw this 2 slay mamas stylishly seated beside me, they even crossed leg inside the shuttle. … Continue reading I traded my long hair for a Cocktail at BarBar
One of the perks of living in Lekki is that you have “tush tush” neighbors that all have cars. So, if you play your cards right, you might never have to enter bus. My secret is that I align my life with that of my neighbors life, hence, i go everywhere he goes without his … Continue reading The Up’s & Downs of living in Lekki
It hurts my pride to write this post, but then here goes nothing. I have had ups and downs with my weight for many years. Happily now, i am back to being skinny and decided to commemorate it with a visit to the tailor to make permanent my status. On this beautiful Saturday evening, i … Continue reading The Consequences of being too Cheap: My Ejikanishop Experience!!!
Let me start by saying bettayal is a dish best served warm. On my last trip, i was super proud of my neighbor (let’s call her Dorobucci) she had grown into a smarter & more money conscious lady. As we strolled through the mall past the designer shops, the Victoria secrets, the less expensive H&Ms, … Continue reading The day my Neighbor betrayed me